When you’re hungry, so you head to the dining hall for dinner.
But the dining hall’s closed, with a notice that it’s preparing for the barbecue at 5.
At 5, you follow a crowd of people in suits to a building and see that there’s food.
And sit down at a random table because there’s no one you know.
Then it turns out you’re sitting with athletic coaches.
And that this is the athletic awards.
So a photographer comes and takes your picture.
While you’re in a large long-sleeve pink shirt and shorts with no makeup on.
Outwardly: 🙂
Inwardly: