QT Cannon Fodder’s Record: Chapter 1000

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Chapter 1000: Used to Squatting While Peeing

Ning Shu stopped worrying about the issue with the school doctor uncle. It was obvious that the school doctor uncle’s identity wasn’t simple. She and the school doctor uncle weren’t people on the same level, and the school doctor uncle didn’t know who she was either.

At most, they were only familiar strangers.

Ning Shu tossed the issue of the school doctor uncle to the back of her head and opened the system marketplace to exchange for fasting pills, water, and medicine. Due to the lesson from the last world, she also exchanged for fake death drugs and realgar powder.

She wanted to exchange for a protective talisman as well, but this protective talisman costed thirty-five merit points. She was worried that the talisman would only be effective in a single world. If that was the case, thirty-five merit points was a bit costly.


Even the system couldn’t calculate merit points, so they were definitely something good.

“System, if I exchange for this protective talisman, does it mean I can only use it in one world?” asked Ning Shu.

“Oh, this talisman is permanently effective. It’ll be effective in any world and can substitute for your life once,” said 2333.

Ning Shu was relieved to hear this and finally clicked exchange. She sighed in relief. If she encountered some sort of danger that she couldn’t deal with, at the very least, she had this as a fail-safe.

“Say, you really don’t know who the school doctor uncle is?” asked Ning Shu.

2333 said, “I really don’t know.”

Fine. Whenever she saw the school doctor uncle, her heart would burn with curiosity. She couldn’t help but want to know who he freaking was.

“What use do you have?” replied Ning Shu in an annoyed tone.

2333 just responded with silence.

“What about the man in that consultation room?” asked Ning Shu.

“Don’t know him. Don’t have the right to search,” replied 2333 directly.

“You’re seriously useless.” Ning Shu rolled her eyes.

Fine, it felt like the waters here was really deep. Each one was more amazing than the next. She was the only one that was weak trash. She really had to work hard to increase her abilities. It wasn’t just for the sake of guaranteeing her survival, but also to be able to stand stable in this Jianghu of task-takers.

Ning Shu picked up the water pot to water the bonsai, then took a book from the bookshelf to start reading.

After she finished reading the book, she slowly put the book back on the bookshelf, then ran for a good while on the treadmill. Her only lament was still that she didn’t have a physical body and couldn’t sweat, so she couldn’t enjoy the refreshing feeling of being covered with sweat after exercise.

After hanging around in the system space for a good while, touching a few things here, wandering around a bit there, she finally said to 2333, “Alright, let’s start on the next task.”

“Okay.” 2333’s voice appeared.

Ning Shu felt a burst of dizziness. She waited a while for her soul to adjust to this body before opening her eyes. This body was very stiff. When she lifted her head, she found that she was sleeping on an office desk.

She put her hand on the back of her neck as she stretched her neck. Her neck was so stiff that it cracked multiple times.

After she finished stretching, she finally took a look at her hand, then she immediately examined it more closely before quickly reaching down to feel down there.

Ning Shu: …

The fuck!? How’d she become a man again!?

“2333, we need to talk about life,” said Ning Shu calmly.

“Your system has gone offline. Currently trying to connect to wifi.”

Ning Shu rubbed her forehead. “2333, stop messing around.”

“Your system has gone offline. Currently trying to connect to wifi.”

“There’s no point in playing like this.” Ning Shu didn’t even want to talk to this thing anymore.

Finally, 2333 said, “There’s nothing wrong with becoming a man, right?”

“I’m used to squatting while peeing. What’s good about becoming a man?” Ning Shu said, “Moreover, aren’t I supposed to be a supporting female lead?”

Why was she, a supporting female lead, having to become female leads and male leads? She couldn’t have become a supporting male lead this time, right?

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